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Joke of the Day

"I decided to start working at a bakery... I knead the dough."

"Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint? He was surrounded by phone-ys!"

"There are 10 types of men... Half of them understand binary, half of them don't."

"Monica Lewinsky was recently offered a new position at a prestigious boarding school. Headmaster."

"Her: Oh no, I've lost my jacket.. Me: *appears from the shadows* (whispers) you left it at the restaurant *slinks back into the shadows*"

"Mr. Belichick how do you feel about these accusations against your organization? Deflated."

"CLICKBAIT JOKE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY ""Why is it deleted?"" [Deleted]"

"Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb? Everywhere."

"I was given some financial good news today. The child I sponsored in Africa has been mauled to death by lions. for more sick jokes visit sickipedia.org."

"I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down."