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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a monastery with a convent? A cloister fuck, obviously."
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"I'd like to think that halfway through Nicole Kidman's last name there's a tiny bar mitzvah."
"What did the man say to the fly? ""Hey.. you're looking fly"""
"Don't call it a comeback.. .. It's mostly in your hair."
"Instead of taking The ""N"" word out of Huckleberry Finn, take it out of the brains of millions of bigots."
"My wife tried on a new dress and turned to me and said, ""I look fat, can you give me a compliment?"" ""You have perfect eyesight"", I replied."
"My trainer told me she's sick of me pretending to be a detective. I hit her with a Thunderbolt and locked her in her own Pokeball."
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other."
"What did Santa get the day after Christmas? Diabetes"
"What is the opposite of a protein? An amateur teen ( )"