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Joke of the Day

"Instead of taking The ""N"" word out of Huckleberry Finn, take it out of the brains of millions of bigots."

"What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug"

"What sound do two photons make when they hit each other? \*Planck!*"

"Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions...."

"Newsreader: Police are asking anyone with any information- Me: [shouting at TV] You lose 90% of your heat from your head"

"I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She shyly said yes.... so I took her cardboard box and left."

"How do you catch a unique horse? Unique up on it."

"69ER'S GET SACKED Q: Why is 88 better than 69? A: Because you get ate twice."

"Q: Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down? **A:** He did it for the *lullz*"

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."