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Joke of the Day

"Instead of taking The ""N"" word out of Huckleberry Finn, take it out of the brains of millions of bigots."

"It's a boy! ""It's a boy!"" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel."

"-buys lottery ticket -fantasizes about winning the lottery -smiles -loses lottery -resumes general hatred for life"

"""And what will you do if you're crowned Miss Universe?"" ""I will have a special prosecutor put the first runner up in jail."""

"What's white on top and black on the bottom? A: Society."

"So two guys walk into a bar... The first one orders h20, the second one says ""I'll have h20 too"". The second guy died."

"*as girl walks in* 98, 99, *grunts* 100 ""Wow, push-ups?"" Uhm, no? Just learning to count."

"While it's true that ""ain't NOTHIN' wrong"" with my neighbor Karen's tits, I understand that I don't need to notify her each morning."

"I had skylights installed at my place last night and I don't get why the people who live upstairs aren't okay with this."

"""How many fingers do I have up?"" - a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny"