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Joke of the Day
"What did the man say to the fly? ""Hey.. you're looking fly"""
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"A knock knock joke for when your SO is on her period. Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Tampon. Mr. Tampon who? You bloody well know who I am. (For best effect, physically knock on her pubic region)"
"China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'."
"What's a flamboyantly gay horse's favorite food?! Likely a mixture of things like grains, seeds, and beet pulp."
"I can't afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring"
"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face."
"I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you,""In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"" ""F**kin' large ones"" is not the correct answer."
"I like my men like I like my neutron stars Hot, dense, and degenerate."
"What do you call a vampire ophthalmologist? Count Drocular"