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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock _Who's there?_ Armageddon _Armageddon who?_ Armageddon too old for this shit!"

"Age is just a number? I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5. Don't worry, they're just numbers."

"[Spanish Joke] Cual es el marido de la ballena? El autobus, porque va lleno!"

"I know one song that won't be popular in gay clubs anymore. Murder on the Dance Floor."

"Got bored last night and tried looking up the spanish translation of ""do not use"", but it ended up being no use."

"I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane."

"When the nun comes around to collect the offerings, I shell out a handful of change and a cucumber then give her a wink and a thumbs up."

"She was only a lumberjack's daughter ... ... but she always gave me wood."

"If u had Hitler & a guy who doesnt mute the keyboard on his iPhone in a room & could only kill one, would u give Hitler the dead guys phone?"

"Scientist My findings are pointless when taken out of context. Media Scientist claims ""findings are pointless"""