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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea? He went home and drowned in his tea pee."

"My blind friend just tried LSD for the first time... There was more tripping than usual."

"What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A light house."

"Where did the poor Italian man grow up? The spaghetto"

"What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican? Soy milk."

"[being chased round my house by a murderer] ME: PLEASE STOP THIS IS SENSELESS MURDERER: What? ME: [puts Fitbit on] Ok carry on"

"What do you call three Pokemon nerds having a circle jerk. Dugtrio"

"TIFU by messing up my wife's Subway order. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Just saw a guy sitting with a Blackberry and a newspaper. I think he was waiting for a horse."

"What does a gay horse eat? Cum"