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Joke of the Day
"Amoeba: dad, how was I made? Amoeba Dad: well son, when a man loves himself very much"
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"What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted? TMI Burton."
"Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa."
"Every couple weeks I pour a little cocoa powder and hot milk down the sink as a pick me up for any struggling mole people."
"Heart melting love story: Boy: My wife & 2 kids. Heart melting love story: Boy: I can't marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids."
"Looked up from a text message and thought, ""Oh shit. I'm driving."""
"I've finally found something my girlfriend's bum doesn't look big in... ... The distance"
"Everytime I close my eyes, I think of you... 'cuz damn..It's sooo black just like you, nikah! --- I'm sorry..."
"My dad and I talking. I asked my dad today ""What rhymes with orange?"" He replied ""No, it doesn't"""