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Joke of the Day
"I won't get a girl pregnant because I only have sex at night, when my sperm is asleep."
Next Joke
"If 5 black slaves had sex... Is it considered a threesome? I'm going to hell for this."
"What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"
"What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up."
"What do you call a boner you don't want? A groaner."
"40% of Americans over 60 believe... ... that they were at Woodstock."
"Who called it a one night stand and not a humpty dumpty?"
"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"
"You need glasses when you do maths Because it helps with division. -Barbara from Rooster Teeth"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? you can keep the tip"