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Joke of the Day

"Why are all lesbians ill? They lack vitamin D"

"has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life"

"First, there was Planking, then Owling and Milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be Thinking, that would be great."

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."

"I was always a home builder but lately I've developed an apartment complex."

"It's almost Valentine's day It's almost Valentine's Day and I don't even have a date, even the milk carton has a date."

"I just ate so much Chinese food that now I'm able to use algorithms based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems."

"Guess what I got asked at the hairdresser's earlier. Fucking everything."

"Enough with the Gay jokes Cum on guys"

"""So how was your date?"" I talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much ""That wasn't a good idea"" Yeah well, hindsight is 1"