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Joke of the Day

"I tripped over a bra today I think it was booby trapped"

"Ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash & Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, & no rope to hang myself with if I read this again."

"Women are like snowflakes... They can't drive."

"Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke? Because they ror."

"What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded? Blue. One blue this way <---- and the other blue that way ----->"

"Actual ""dad"" joke from my dad What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water? Mouse to Mouse resuscitation."

"I was dating a strong, independent, black doorknob recently. She was quite difficult to handle"

"What does a hiker love to listen to? A trail mix!"

"Are you on a date with me or with your phone? Just make sure that phone pays your share of this bill by the end of the night."

"Why do fish live in salt water? Because *pepper* makes them sneeze!"