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Joke of the Day
"When I grow up I wanna be a fire truck"
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"Why did 10 die? Because he was in the middle of 9/11"
"Where are all of the creative Calculus jokes? All these new ones are so derivative..."
"what did one snowman say to the other snowman? can you smell carrots?"
"What is religious favorites food ? Chop Suey"
"On one side of me was Dwayne Johnson, and the other, a stone fish. I guess I was just between the Rock and a hard plaice."
"Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win? A: The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator."
"Where did the salami go on holiday? Costa Deli-Sol"
"There are three kinds of people in this world People who know math and people who don't."
"I will be watching Santa's journey on Norad's website very carefully this year. If he goes to West Africa before coming to the UK, I'm bricking the chimney up."