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Joke of the Day
"I just got a great deal on a Ray Rice jersey The price couldn't be beat"
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"What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? How the hell are we going to find any eggs in all this shit!"
"Thank God I wasn't on twitter when I was in college. It would've taken me 65 years to get my degree."
"How do you tell if someone online is American? They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)"
"[serial killers talking] Anyway I stood there for like 10 minutes, but she never wiped the steam off the bathroom mirror so I just left"
"Two Jewish women are on a bench One turns to the other and says ""meh"" The other responds ""eh"" The first one replies ""but enough about the children"""
"share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)"
"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !"
"The number of my farts. . . is gastronomical."
"Why did KGB officers always travel in threes? One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals."