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Joke of the Day
"Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi."
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"Dude I'm Colin Kapernick and I'm black. Dude you're not even brown. You look like Matthew Perry. -Harold and Kumar"
"Imagine how slutty girls would dress if Halloween was in July."
"lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach? float dead in a lake"
"What did Ahab say when Moby Dick raised his tail? Whale shit!"
"""It's okay, man. There are a lot of fish in the sea."" -Weird way to comfort someone whose nephew has just died."
"What's the similarity between the unborn Chinese female and this joke? [removed]"
"Sometimes when my boyfriend makes a racist joke I am like Ugh why did I even imagine you?"
"Obama played the race card, Hillary played the gender card But America played the Trump Card"
"Why do blondes wear panties? To keep their ankles warm."