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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"I saw Lenin pick his nose the other day... Communists have no class..."

"In the street today, an unattractive woman asked for my number, so I gave her a fake. Still feel a bit guilty, as I'd just totaled her car."

"Q: What did the painter say to the wall? A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you."

"Which Donald Trump quote is both racist and misogynistic at the same time? No Juan has more respect for women than I do."

"What is one thing that both Australians & Americans share the same view on? 1961"

"If a bear is chasing you, don't run. Be very still and tweet about it because you're about to die."

"Did you know that God is rich? Yeah, back in Israel he made a prophet."

"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team"" so....there"

"Mom I am 15 now, can I finally wear a bra? No John."