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Joke of the Day

"Which Donald Trump quote is both racist and misogynistic at the same time? No Juan has more respect for women than I do."

"What's the difference between cum and Jello? Jello doesn't hit the back of your throat at 120 mph."

"Kinder No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder."

"When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool."

"What do you call a pompous Hobbit? Bilbo Braggins"

"How do you know you're talking to a sales guy? He says ""I'm not a sales guy""."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""I am a pileup"" ""I am a Pileup who?"" ""Exactly...."" (Badum Tss)"

"Two part joke Q. How does an elephant hide in an apple tree? A. He paints his balls red. Q. What's the loudest sound in Africa? A. Giraffes eating apples."

"My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter It sounds like a broad curriculum to me."

"Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first"