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Joke of the Day
"What is one thing that both Australians & Americans share the same view on? 1961"
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"My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted... Oh well, better get back to it I suppose."
"Mexican and Black jokes are all the same... You've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."
"Newt Gingrich's face looks like a fat woman's knee."
"Christmas is canceled this year. Hoe HOoo HOe Hooo Hoooo were his last words as Kanye gunned him down for disrespecting his woman."
"Why do people buy smart cars? Because opposites attract."
"It puts the lotion in the basket. Then it calls the wife to make sure it's the right brand so it doesn't get the hose again."
"How can you tell if an elephant has been in the fridge? There are footprints in the butter"
"What does a sperm and a politician have in common? They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human."
"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"