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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an outlaw, and an inlaw? Outlaws are wanted."
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"Why was the baby strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam."
"[throws dirty diaper away] - OMG WHAT R U DOING?! - it's gross im not touching that - GET THE BABY OUT OF THE TRASH & CHANGE IT! - ugh, fine"
"Definition: Coffin What they carry you offin."
"What language does a Jewish homosexual speak? Heblew"
"If you look up ""cool"" in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of me. I like to deface dictionaries."
"What's the difference between me and a calendar? The calendar has dates *sigh*"
"What is called when a woman gets a sex change? Addadictomy."
"Before I had kids I never really reflected on life's little mysteries. For example, why is my toothbrush under the couch?"
"I wonder how deep North Korean influence runs in america. Anyone could be a sleeper asian"