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Joke of the Day

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone if you want babies throwing rocks everywhere. Dangerous."

"Now working on my 2nd million. I gave up on the first."

"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..."

"Did you know? Statistically, six out of seven Dwarves aren't happy."

"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work. -Daniel Tosh"

"Just for once I wanna be able to explain after I say ""I can explain."""

"ME: nice fanny pack u weirdo KANGAROO: *puts phone in pouch, pulls out a knife* ME: holy shit"

"Do you NOT like Undertale? Then you must be UNDER the crowd!"

"Your love life"

"The fact that there isn't a brand of crackers called Cracka Ass Crackers really makes me lose faith in black entrepreneurial spirit."