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Joke of the Day

"MOSES: Cool thinkpiece GOD: It's a list of commandments. Not everything is a thinkpiece! Jesus Christ MOSES: Who? GOD: Oops, sorry. Spoilers"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !"

"Why did the butcher get fired? For bringing home the bacon."

"Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.? Because Michael Douglas starred in ""Double Jeopardy"" in 1999."

"Knock-knock. Who's there? Disapointing Frog. Disappointing Frog who? This joke doesn't have a punchline."

"How did Trump describe his trip to the bathroom? It was a movement like the world has never seen before."

"Me: I heard Rihanna got food poisoning Brain: Stop M: It was B: No M: Salmonella ella ella ey ey B: This is why I can't do math in your head"

"Q: What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect? A: Everything's $100."

"I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around on random things."

"What noise does a Hebrew train make? Jew jew!"