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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel."
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"What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."
"A man walks into a bar I'm a titty"
"On my deathbed, I hope to be surrounded by family and friends while I take a few last second glances at Twitter on my iPhone."
"What's better than winning Gold at the Paralympics? Having both your legs."
"I didn't have a headache until you pulled your pants down."
"What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female flight crew An unmanned aircraft. Stolen from [here](https://np.reddit.com/r/flying/comments/2mntbj/my_wifes_first_flight_as_captain/cm6ahb4)"
"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Ferrari? I didn't lose my virginity to a Ferrari."
"Almost touched an old person tonight. Luckily I jerked my arm away before they could drain me of my youth and vigor."
"What do Hutts use to program computers? JabbaScript"