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Joke of the Day
"Hyperboles are the most overused thing in the universe."
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"My Asian friend asked me what the word correctible meant... I replied, ""It's what you call an object regarded as being of value or interest to a collector."""
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"
"Found my 16yr old daughters Twitter today, made her deactivate it...after I copied all of her best material to my draft folder of course"
"Man, my car is so fast, it could outrun a man combined with a horse ""You mean Centaur, right?"" Ohhh somebody went to college ooohh"
"The worktops in my kitchen were put in by a professional counter-fitter... Turns out they were fake."
"Minnie Mouse comes home to Mickey and tells him she wants to get a divorce Mickey: ""What? Think of what this will do to the ratings! Are you fucking crazy!?"" Minnie: ""No dear, I'm fucking Goofy"""
"How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump? 9 months."
"Wife: ""Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?"" ! Husband: ""Because I don't want to wake you."""
"How do you greet your Mexican friend eating sushi? Wassap B?"