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Joke of the Day
"What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."
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"Islamophobia caused by baby sheep? Yes it is... Credit to Newsjack BBC for this one."
"WHAT DO WE WANT? RACE CAR NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?? NEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
"Women's sports"
"There was this ancient pagan ritual where they would hit the ground with sticks and shout out. Today we call it golf."
"Resistance training But me dragging my kids into school."
"What do /r/gonewild posters and cat owning redditors have in common? Both show pussy for karma."
"What do you call a sexually aroused caveman? Homo Erectus."
"What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !"
"new joke I know this deaf musician, he plays a keyboard with one hand... and sings with the other"