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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think its the R! But its actually the C!"

"Google Buzz is Facebook's estranged drug-addicted step sister who eloped with a hideously ugly rich guy named Gmail."

"[Opens a beer at the park] ""Dude. There's kids here."" Oh shit how rude of me. [turns] IF YOU KIDS WANT SOME BEERS THEYRE IN THE COOLER"

"Where does a divine beaver live? A God Dam!"

"I heard that Being the one to circumcise elephants doesn't pay too well But the tips are huge!!"

"I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to."

"This year, measuring your accomplishments against Lindsay Lohan's will ensure you feel like a winner merely for avoiding the penal system."

"Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."

"What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede."