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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !"
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"My friend Oscar met Leonardo DiCaprio and told him a joke. He didn't get it."
"Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger."
"If you tell me to ""chillax,"" I will ""chillstab"" you and ""chillaugh"" while you bleed to ""chilldeath."""
"What is a blonde's favorite color? Glitter."
"I met an atheist that worked for a charity She said it was a non-prophet organization."
"why did russia execute its jeopardy winner? he knew too much"
"So rude of Ashton Kutcher to file divorce papers right before Demi Moore's 150th birthday."
"Thinking about making a sitcom where two mermaid guys are roommates and calling it ""tuna half men"""
"Chuck Norris farted once. He did this in the Sahara Rain Forest."