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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sexually aroused caveman? Homo Erectus."
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"The three reasons for liking a status: 1) I agree with you. 2) I realize this is about me, of course I'm gonna like it. 3) I like you."
"What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women."
"Feeling sad because my hamster died... Well he's not 'technically' dead yet, but I ran out of food so it's really just a matter of days."
"What do you call a spitting vampire? Spatula."
"Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do."
"What do you do when a black person gets killed by a cop? Let Mayweather lead all the protests, That way we know it will be peaceful and someone will get a hug every minute."
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"How did the shrimp eat all the fish food? shellfishly"