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Joke of the Day
"What's so good about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them."
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"""It's pronounced Jeff"" ""Whatever you say, Goff"""
"OMG you guys. I just got asked out. By a real live guy. I don't know what to do!? Play dead? Duck and roll? I'm so confused!!"
"I'm surprised carving faces into vegetables after pulling out their innards isn't incorporated into more American Holidays."
"It's Friday night... So many innocent beers have no idea what's coming for em."
"Explaining puns to kleptomaniacs is hard because they often take things, literally."
"A comedian, a rapist, and the President of the United States are in an elevator .. and then Barack says to the other guy ""Always liked you most in The Cosby Show""."
"A man walks into a doctors with five penises, I asked him: ""how do you put your trousers/pants on??"" He said: ""like a glove"""
"What goes Blonde Brunette Blonde Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels."