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Joke of the Day

"Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune? She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement."

"I got the chance to watch a women's final for beach volleyball last night... What a semi!!"

"It took police 4 days to catch the bombers..... Yet my bike is still missing"

"Thought I saw Shaggy at What-a-burger this morning...... But, ""It Wasn't him""."

"My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife but my looks are telling me to study harder."

"What's the best part about a redneck family fight? The makeup sex"

"What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint? McLady."

"So you're all Obama fans now? Name 3 of his albums."

"i'm really good at practicing how to pronounce something on a fancy menu for 10 minutes, then cracking under pressure and saying ""that one."""

"Step 1: Stay up late Step 2: Get up early Step 3: Hate the Earth"