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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jack cross the road? Because he was bean stalked....."

"What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round? Patty O'Furnature"

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school? It's fine, he woke up."

"I caught my son wiping his boogers on the couch which is gross because I don't want our boogers mixing."

"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1"

"What makes me want to lose the will to live? /r/Jokes!"

"There's a website you can use to see if your family is racist. It's called Facebook"

"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"

"Clark Kent: How's your lunch? Bruce Wayne: This soup is great. CK: don't BW: You could even say CK: please don't BW: It's Souper, man"