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Joke of the Day

"I'm so glad none of my friends are gay Because they're safe"

"""Go to hell"" is so abstract. ""Get trapped in a porta potty for 67 months."" Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying."

"Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes? A prism."

"How do you turn a seal into a sea lion? Remove an electron."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist."

"Did you know that 2 x 10 is the same 2 x 11 One is twenty and the other is twenty two."

"What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy? ...an Oriental Rug."

"My girlfriend has Parkinson's Disease. And the hand jobs are AMAZING!"

"Confidence A driverless car company announced that they will not sell their product to people who have less than five years' driving experience."

"When a chicken pukes at a party... is that called a PARTY FOWL???"