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Joke of the Day

"There was an old lady at a ATM today, she asked me if I could help check her balance. So I pushed her over."

"I just got fired for sexual harassment. I'm self employed."

"2 paedophiles on a beach. One says to the other.... ""Can you get out of my son please?"""

"Popeye was a lonely sailor no wonder why he had such big forearms."

"What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets."

"Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party? Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom"

"Bless me, Father, for I have used Comic Sans. It's been eight weeks since my last use of Helvetica."

"A mugger was able to lure a woman very easily behind the building where he always sits... She was right up his alley."

"How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops vanilla, 1 scoop dead baby."

"If God had a sense of humor, he would have asked Noah to bring a pair of termites on board."