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Joke of the Day
"They were called Jumpolines until your Mom got on one."
Next Joke
"An old guy at the gym told me I looked like his late wife. I'm hoping he meant while she was alive."
"What do you call transgender superheroes? X-Men."
"I forgot my phone so I asked this guy what time it was. He said ""time to get a watch"" & laughed. So I kicked him in the balls. It was 6:30."
"How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Wuh-wuh-wuh-one."
"Ey gurl, is your name Andromeda? Because you got a heavenly body! It's 5:50AM and I still can't sleep."
"A spider jumped on my wife which made her stumble backwards and fall over her bag. Oh how I laughed! Tweet posted from the guest bedroom."
"What do girls always wear to math class? Alge-Bras!!"
"Hey Facebook, I really don't care that a friend of mine commented on someone else's status or photo."
"My car rides usually consist of playing my music on random, then pressing ""next"" about 400 times."