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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !"
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"Knock, knock... Tim Buckt."
"*puts on layers of running gear* *makes a ponytail* *laces up sneakers* *drives to McDonalds*"
"Apparently if someone has a seizure in the bathtub, its in bad taste to throw your laundry in .. yep. Going to hell right here."
"What do people wear when they go to a new planet? Terraformal wear."
"What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element? XeNON."
"My Doberman sits on other dogs to assert dominance. I'm going to try this with my co-workers."
"I put a tiny bow tie on a ladybug so you could tell he was a male. It looks adorable except for he's dead now."
"If Sam McCringle can mingle with a single bag of Pringles in the time it takes to sing a single jingle, with how many Pringles did Sam McCringle mingle? none... Pringles come in cans"
"What happened on Reddit yesterday? A pao-erful change"