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Joke of the Day

"Whoever coined the term Downward Spiral should have made it sound a lot less fun."

"It's amazing how few people list ""The Hospital"" as their emergency contact."

"I once went 11 years without Masterbating... Then I turned 12"

"When pigs get a toothache who do they see?' Painless Porker."

"Breakfast musings... A boiled egg is hard to beat."

"What do you call a fortune teller that always predicts happiness for her clients? A hooker with a gimmick"

"An upvote is like a minute of sex. I'd like 1000, but I can only muster 5."

"How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With a pair of Caesars!"

"If I ever saw an amputee being hung, I'd start yelling out letters."

"The Idiot Named Jay Well Story Is My Friend Was Playing A Game And He Asked Me All Day Where A PLACE WAS and turns out its written in his Quest Book!"