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Joke of the Day
"Beating your wife isn't a joke It's a punchline."
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"I am 38, last night i was out with my 19 y.o. girlfriend and someone yelled ""paedophile!"" ... It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary."
"How does an octopus go to war? Armed."
"What was Hitler's favourite song? Knocking on ovens door"
"What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living? You call 'im Maury. :)"
"Where do baby robotic vacuums come from? The Woomba I'll show myself out."
"If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me."
"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand."
"A guy with a wooden eyeball is self conscious... ...so he asks the homeliest girl at the ball if she would like to dance. She looks him straight in the face and says ""would I?!"""
"Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD? You think you've got AIDS"