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Joke of the Day

"'The victim was beaten with a porcelain angel figurine, suspect confirmed to be an Irishman' 'I guess you could say he was Knick-Knack Paddy Whacked.'"

"Did you hear the iPhone 6S Plus is selling really well? Seems like it's a big 6S"

"Australians don't have sex. ... Australians mate"

"Why did the black man cross the road? Black men always follow the chicken."

"What do you call an owl escapologist? The great Hootini"

"What do you call a group of white people A group you racist"

"What do you call a sad Ent? Mourning wood."

"Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, the other is a little lighter. Saw this online, laughed a bit too much."

"Decided to announce that I'm gay today after being relieved of my constipation. It felt so good coming out."

"got so drunk last night that I ate a salad"