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Joke of the Day

"I met a girl named Nirvana yesterday... I asked her ""Did your parents give you than name while you were still In Utero?"". She was like ""What?"".. I just shook my head and said ""Nevermind...""."

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"Wife: ""I'm going to bed, honey."" Husband: ""Okay, sweetheart. I'll go get you a tylenol."" Wife: ""But why? I don't have a headache."" Husband: ""Great! Let's fuck."""
"""Peanuts, big butts, M&M's, large butts, raisins, huge butts."" - Sir Trail Mix-a-Lot"
"Why are A's like flowers? Because B's go after them!"
"So I got a new job, and at the interview they told me I would be making millions... I'll be working at the U.S. Mint."
"two fish in a tank. one says to the other... **how do you drive this thing?**"
"Did you hear about the millennial pharmacist that got fired? They fired him because he didn't believe in labels."
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting all the illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan."
"What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product? Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out"
"[orders pizza] Would you also like our cheesy bread, comes with sauce? Are you trying to sell me a side of pizza with my pizza? 2 please."