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Joke of the Day
"Your mama's hair is so nappy... Moses couldn't part it."
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"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because the sign says no trespassing!"
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"In park people come across man playing chess with dog They are of surprise and say ""What clever dog!"" But man say: ""No, no, he isn't so clever. I am lead by three game to one!"""
"I'm starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person."
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"A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap. Aloe Akbar."