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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cocktail of iced tea and skittles? A trayvon martini. Yeah I thought that joke might GARNER some negative attention. It was a 1/5 joke. 3/5 with RICE."

"If by fitness you mean I eat healthy & exercise regularly, then yes, I am not fit."

"I've completely cocooned myself in this blanket, and I'm not coming out until I'm a fully functional adult or a butterfly."

"What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence."

"Went for a run and now I have to find a way to trade my body in for scrap"

"What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page? A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit..."

"What do you call a fat doctor? Fat with a P.H.D"

"I failed my biology test today A question asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the right answer"

"ME: Don't you see, the treasure is our friendship PIRATE: ...Aye ME: P: I cherish ya me matey but honestly ya misled me a tad didn't ya"