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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence."

"What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other? What do we do now, Pierre?"

"Just wondering what is a funny punchline to: (saw this incomplete joke in southpark) A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar..."

"I went swimming in the Black Sea. It stole my trunks."

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"

"Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? Because Chernobyl fallout."

"This joke is the world most peaceful joke... Don't worry. It doesn't even have a punchline."

"Some people are like Slinkies... They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"Ever notice how loud the sound of a beer can opening up is at the gym."

"Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool? Don't believe me? Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!"