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Joke of the Day
"When is booger not a booger? When it('s not)."
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"What did the floor say to the desk? I can see your drawers!"
"Why is the ocean salty? Because the land doesn't wave back."
"Why are Asians such bad drivers? Because you can blind them with dental floss"
"My girlfriend broke up with me, because she hated me singing Linkin Park songs all the time. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."
"People say I never explain myself enough..."
"Went to buy face moisturizer and the young girl at counter said, ""Lets find something for mature skin."" And then Security had to escort me."
"Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they're so basic."
"Don't get cute with the live version of your song. We like the one on the album."
"What do Walruses and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."