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Joke of the Day
"People say I never explain myself enough..."
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"Have you seen the new Asian cookbook? ""How to wok your dog."" Credit goes to my friend Steve"
"If you're afraid of public speaking, just imagine everyone in the audience is on their phones not listening to you anyway."
"Have you heard about the drought in Yemen? The UN is giving out a lot of Yemen aid."
"How do you know you're talking to a sales guy? He says ""I'm not a sales guy""."
"Home Alone 3: Take the Hint, Kevin"
"Wife [interrogating]: How long have we been married dear? Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this."
"Women are like modern art... They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose."
"What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble"
"I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69... I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""