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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
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"I told my audiophile friends I listen to MP3's I got some .flac for that."
"What do you call a black guy on a bike? Crime"
"Lord of the Rings marathon -Do you know what a Lord of the Rings marathon is? -Yes -But do you know what a Lord of the Rings triathlon is? -No? -That's when you watch all three of them"
"Cannibal: Mom mom I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !"
"Once you go black... You're a single mother."
"Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor......."
"Have you ever had sex in a tent? I have not, but I hear its fucking intense."
"How long do I have to sleep before I'm legally a bear?"
"What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear? Thort thorts."