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Joke of the Day

"Lord of the Rings marathon -Do you know what a Lord of the Rings marathon is? -Yes -But do you know what a Lord of the Rings triathlon is? -No? -That's when you watch all three of them"

"How did the Latino girl get pregnant Her teacher told her to do an essay"

"Wife asked what was on the TV... I said ""dust"". That's when the fight started."

"After spending twenty minutes making up outrageous symptoms, WebMD diagnosed me immature, and an asshole."

"""You make as much sense as taking a blind man to a silent movie!"""

"It might be just me but CSI seems a little like Scooby Doo for old people."

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Genie: I'll give you more wishes, I feel bad for you Me: [with 3 ice cream cones on the ground] That's very nice of you"

"[Biker gang] ME: Do we or do we not ride our bikes at the same speed? BIKER: OK, but you need to stop saying we ""synchronize our cycles."""

"Have you heard about the shampoo crisis in jamaica? It's dreadful"