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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a one-legged asian woman? Irene"
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"*takes load of groceries off of old woman's hands* these are mine now you old prune"
"How do you disappoint a Redditor? Repost the same exact joke over and over and/or upvote it to the front page."
"What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes? Tripoli batteries."
"Interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness? Me: [wearing my wife's wedding dress] laundry"
"Guess what my Valentine gave me? Carpal Tunnel..."
"My son would've been 4 yo today Man 1: My son would've been 4 yo today Man 2: Oh, I'm sorry man. What happened? Man 1: I pulled out."
"What they told you about Mormonism is a lie Because they can't tell the truth"
"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"
"When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility. It's a, ""shit and run""."