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Joke of the Day

"I once borrowed a pro-life campaigner's laptop. The desktop was filled with accidentally-created New Folder icons."

"What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East? Dora the EXPLODER"

"Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus."

"Bin Laden released an audio tape about the Christmas underwear bomber. A month later. Where has he been, living in a cave?"

"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

"Breaking News... The inventor of the Anagram has died...may he ""erect a penis""...."

"[gets pulled over for speeding] Where's the fire ma'am? *grips lighter* ""I'm not sure yet"""

"Baby are you an angler fish? Because I'm super into you."

"I plan to scary-haunt anyone who says ""she wouldn't want us to be sad"" at my funeral. If you're not sad that I'm gone forever you deserve it"

"Jet Steel can't melt dank memes"