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Joke of the Day

"Like it or not... That's how Facebook works."

"Europe must have a detergent based economy.. ..because it's tough on Greece."

"i always carry a condom in my wallet incase i can't finish my corndog"

"I think Argentina is quite capable of deciding who it wants to cry for. Stop being so bossy Eva."

"What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff."

"How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ? With a dustpan.."

"So i just started a coffee shop in baghdad... ...and business is BOOMING!!"

"Why are asprins white? Because they work."

"Why did the pasta get in trouble? Because he was stroganoff!"

"why did the printing company only print in small print? because yo momma works there and she can only print in LARGE PRINT GET REKT SIT DOWN SHUT UP!"