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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I didn't pay 50 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on me."

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"What do you call a 100 year old frog? - What do you call a 100 year old frog? - An old croak! By: http://fun.fopii.com/"
"Before working to reunite the US he was known as Abram Lincoln."
"I don't know if you guys will get my yoga joke... ... it's kind of a stretch."
"Confucius say its good to meet girl in the park ...But its better to park meat in the girl."
"""Sweating bullets"" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot."
"Someone remind Green Day to get up."
"They say you are what you eat... That's why I'm a good person"
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