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Joke of the Day
"Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks."
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"Irony Is getting pregnant on a pull out couch"
"Irreconcilable differences The judge says to Mickey, ""I can't grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy."" ""I didn't say she was crazy,"" says Mickey, ""I said she was fucking Goofy!"""
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"I learned 10 jokes about clickbait today. But I won't tell them. You wouldn't belive number 7 anyway."
"Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!"
"Why were they called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix"
"Why did Tiger Woods parents name him Tiger? Because he's half Thai, half African American. (Get it? It's funny cuz racisim.)"
"What do music producers eat for breakfast? Fruity Loops"
"A guy said to his friends ""you are all nuts"" They replied ""we know, we are healthy"""