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Joke of the Day

"Why were they called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix"

"Why do people smoke after having sex? Because they're doing it too fast."

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"""By night's end, one of these teams will be the victor."" Thank you for that breakdown, Bob Costas. I was worried they might all die instead."

"Did you hear about that guy that broke his left arm and left leg? I heard he's all right now."

"*Wife blows me a kiss from across the room* *I pretend to catch it* *I walk over to the window and toss it outside* ""Grow up Karen"""

"Dating is easy. You just *goes into fetal position*"

"Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski? Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.."

"""The more the merrier!"" usually means ""oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?"""

"If you're the best at bodybuilding, all you've really accomplished is grossing the rest of us out."