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Joke of the Day

"Why were they called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix"

"Does anyone remember Gotye? Now he's just somebody that we used to know"

"IDK Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham? NO-HAM CHOMPSKY"

"When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up? This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt."

"What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached? Harmonica Lewinsky."

"I like my memes the way I like my freudian slips Send dudes"

"What do you call a dog with no hind legs? Dragon balls!"

"Well it looks like it's just you and me.. [tumbleweed starts rolling away] WAIT TUMBLY, NO"

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? It's okay to smell it, but if you eat it you're gonna get fired."