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Joke of the Day
"A guy said to his friends ""you are all nuts"" They replied ""we know, we are healthy"""
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"My boss texted me... My boss texted me: ""Send me one of your funny jokes"" I replied: ""I will send you one l8r, I'm working right now"" He replied: ""LMAO, send me another one!"""
"Hillary is a great female candidate. She really puts the ""Emale"" in ""Female""."
"I've been a vegetarian for 13 years but if I ever got the chance I would absolutely 100% bite the head off the Geico gecko"
"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"Did you know Garfield the cat used to be a hip hop artist? Word is he used to rap with OdieB"
"It's been a big year for my ten-year-old. Two months ago, he attended his first confession.... .... It took the cops four hours to break him. He's got some willpower, that kid!"
"My little cousin dropped this one on me: Me: Wow, you must've grown a foot since the last time I saw you! Cosin: Nope, still have two!"
"What wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."
"November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone"