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Joke of the Day

"You know that confused look old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad."

"Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead. Hey, thanks for the compliment!"

"A horror movie with all black people lmao ""Ayo what's going down in ya basement?"" ""That ain't my business"" ""I feel ya"" *Rolls credits*"

"Santa goes to... Santa goes to your house, goes down your chimney, and watches you while you're asleep... And everyone adores him... I do it one time..."

"What did the cheese vendor say to the robber? ""Hey! That's nacho cheese!"""

"Like many people, I had no idea what to do after I left school. But after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go home."

"Why was the computer tired when it got home? It had a hard drive."

"Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers? They can't even"

"Reddit is like my ex. The biggest time waster ever."

"What do you call a film director with bad eyesight? Squintin' Tarantino"